A little inspiration from Indexed.com applied to the marketing of pharmaceuticals:
Now, it’s easy to conclude from this that the pharmaceutical business is shady; actually there are thousands of very concerned citizens with high ethical standards within the industry. What the diagram illustrates is the importance of informed regulatory policy, disciplined capitalist enterprise and rigorous scientific methodology.
Of course, it also shows how important your civic duties are to yourself.
Eat your veggies. Exercise. Rest.