The Rules of Tweet Club

Welcome to Tweet Club. That’s what I”m calling my little corner of the Twitterverse. Good tweeters are like good fighters: they have guts, stamina and honor.

Do you have what it takes to join Tweet Club? Know what you’re getting into.

  1. The First Rule of Tweet Club is, you do not talk about Twitter.
  2. The Second Rule of Tweet Club is, you DO NOT talk about Twitter.
  3. If someone tweets stop, tweets lame, or tweets out, the fight is over.
  4. Only two tweeters to a fight.
  5. One tweet at a time, tweeple.
  6. No spam, no bots.
  7. Tweets will go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first night at Tweet Club, you have to tweet.

Join my Tweet Club or make your own. You can break the rules but there’s hell to pay (I’m doing life without parole for breaking #1 and #2). Except these two, you never break:

  1. Nobody is ever in the center of Tweet Club, except the members who are engaging.
  2. Tweet Club will always be free.